Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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