The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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