Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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