Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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