So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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