This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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