Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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