...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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