If that was your dad, he is hot
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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