guys are only as good as the porn they watch
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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