Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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