I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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