we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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