"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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