: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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