so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic