Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once