And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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