I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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