So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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