1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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