no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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