is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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