Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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