my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Every concussion has its silver lining
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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