David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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