I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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