id be glad to
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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