At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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