The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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