some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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