I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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