Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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