I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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