Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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