And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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