Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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