I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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