Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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