I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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