why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
is it fun? or sober?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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