I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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