And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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