did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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