i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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