You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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