I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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