Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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