i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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