She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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