so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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