On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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