Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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