YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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